Products
Brickington Studios™ BRICKBOARD
Features
Works half the time with collaboration with bricknetwork
Comes with a few less Extra keys
Perfect For Useless Sponsors
Comes 50/50 with a rat inside
Quality
Made with high quality depression
Using the best material of choice
Made using not only the highest quality machines
but also by using bricknetwork
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Brickington Studios™ Poker Table
Features
Fully Compatible with Crippling Depression,
Support With 2.4G Wi-Fi with up to WPA2-PSK protection,
Has Full Gambling Addiction Support, works 12 hours a hour,
Manual Included in The Full Brickington Studios BoxSet,
Comes with a *CD (Compact-Drive) Installation Disc for managing your Brickington Studios Products,
Not sponsored by FordVpn.
Quality
Made with high quality Crippling Debt and Depression from the Brickington Studios Factory
Average Table Sized,
Comes in 2 different Debts: Illegal-Nonpaid and Debt-Verified,
Designed for Outdoor and industrial use,
Employees paid fairly for each additional purchase.
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Brickington Studios™ Smart Brick Beer
Features
Fully Compatible with My Summer Car,
Reaches Full Power during a Blue Hour, Only on a Tuesday,
Will give you a Heart Attack if you ate Bread before,
Bluetooth and Wired Connection, Cable Included with the manual, Bluetooth sold separately as a physical product,
Comes with a CD (Compact-Drive) Installation Disc for managing your Brickington Studios Products.
Quality
Made with high quality 100% Bricks from the Official Californian Brickington Studios Factory,
Average Bear Sized,
Comes in 2 different Dimensions: 3D and 4D,
Designed for Outdoor and industrial use,
Employees paid fairly for each additional purchase
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Brickington Studios™ Soldering Kit
Features
Works All day, Need to feed, specified more in the bottom
Uses Visually Adaptive Modded and Hackable Brick Intelligence (B.I) to not solder any piece of bread
NOTICE: The Visually Adaptive Modded and Hackable B.I (Brick Intelligence) IS UNSTABLE, USE AT CAUSE** *
Comes with a Replacable Soldering Iron,
Comes with a CD (Compact-Drive) Installation Disc for managing your Brickington Studios Products,Can be controlled using RedTooth,**
Has a 50/50 chance of a Rat Inside, Usually Blue
Quality
Average Skoda Felícia from 1998 Sized
Comes In 2 colors, Laced-Shit and Brick-Orangish-Red
Designed for Soldering and Outdoor purposes
Employees paid fairly for each additional purchase of a brick.
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Brickington Studios™ 20 Ton Hydraulic Press
Features
Works All day, until it Breaks Down
Uses B.I (Brick Intelligence) to Obliterate every piece of Bread put near it,
has a 50/50 Chance to Fucking Explode, unless it's not Hungry anymore,
NOTICE: TO FEED THE **B.I (Brick Intelligence)** YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO USE CANNED BREAD, CAREFULLY,
Comes with a Prepackaged Brick inside, Designed for outdoor use, and your favorite needs,
Comes with a CD (Compact-Drive) Installation Disc for managing your Brickington Studios Products,Can be controlled using Bluetooth,**
Comes with a Free device that Vibrates every appliance in your Household, in alphabetical order.
Quality
Made with the hardest metal and most high quality metal in existence, Taken from the biggest Chinese Metal Manufacturer,
Average Caterpillar 340 Long Reach Hydraulic Excavator Ultra High Specification Long Reach Excavation Configuration Series Sized
Comes In 2 colors, Shit-Green and Brick-Orangish-Red
Designed for Outdoor and Definitely not criminal use
Employees paid fairly for each additional purchase of a brick.
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Brickington Studios™ Plastic Garden Chair
Features
Works Full Compatibility 25/7 with a Shmoergh PCB Board,
Uses B.I (Brick Intelligence) to find the nearest piece of confidentially confiscated bread for the safest production at the garden
B.I (Brick Intelligence) has a 50/50 chance to tell you the B.I+ Activation Code, Which has one feature: bread destruction using fire from chernobyl
Bluetooth Technology Supported for each use with a Sony 32-bit/192khz DiscMan,
Comes with a CD (Compact-Drive) Installation Disc for managing your Brickington Studios Products.
Quality
Made with high quality plastic taken from The Deep Depths of Dallas, Texas
Average Chair Sized,
Comes In 2 colors, White and Brick-Based-Orangish-Brown
Designed for Outdoor and Industrial use
Employees paid fairly for each additional purchase
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Brickington Studios™ Slides
Features
Works only when the employees are working in the factory,
Uses Visual Adaptive Brick Technology, designed to outlast your life, the universe, and everything else,
Visual Adaptive Brick Technology allows you to destroy any piece of bread 500 km near you,
Bluetooth Technology Supported for each use with an Ipod Classic 6/7th Gen edition, with a Full Matte Black Backplate, and a Battery connected into the deep rivers of Anthony Fantano's comment section
Comes with a 35 mm input jack cable, for audio interface and field recording purposes.
Quality
Made with high quality Leather, taken from the deep landscapes of Norway,
Average Crime Scene Foot Sized,
Uses Visual Adaptive Brick Technology, designed to outlast your life, the universe, and everything else,
Visual Adaptive Brick Technology allows you to destroy any piece of bread 500 km near you,
Designed for parents who want to "Teach their child a lesson",
Employees paid fairly with each purchase.
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Brickington Studios™ T-Shirt
Features
Works only when using AA batteries
Chinese Factory Worker Sized
Plays the Radio song from BRIX if shed using a Paper Shredder
Comes 50/50 with a Shirt Eating Rat inside
Quality
Made with high quality Epson All-in-one Inkjet Printer
Using bricks as the material base/standard
Made using not only the highest quality Epson All-in-one Inkjet Printer
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Brickington Studios™ MUG
Features
Works 24/7
Brick Sized
Plays cute sounds when dropped
Comes 50/50 with a pipebomb inside
Quality
Made with high quality laser engraving machines
Using the best material
Made using not only the highest quality machines
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